He checks his watch. SpongeBob: If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time! Sort by Popularity - Most Popular Movies and TV Shows tagged with keyword "monologue" Refine See titles to watch instantly, titles you haven't rated, etc Movies or TV (shows a picture of a fat version of himself when he was 13) You can keep that for five bucks. 0 0. No no. Blue Fish with purple stripes: Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat. (scene cuts to SpongeBob walking down the street again), SpongeBob: We haven't sold one chocolate bar. 20 notes. The Con Man is an unnamed background character and a minor antagonist in SpongeBob SquarePants. Patrick: The kill! (scene cuts to the crippled man looks out the window at SpongeBob and Patrick, who are walking off with a bunch of chocolate bars in their hands) Such nice boys. [Mary slaps her face. We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. Looking for more monologues? Sadie: That sounds heavenly! Mary: Yeah! Patrick: But what are we gonna spend it on? Things people wanna buy. We need a new approach, a new tactic. Signup. Chronology Stealing my mail, eh? The above is the original text from the submission reposted for mobile users. Other people do it, I mean look at that! Mary's Mother: What? Patrick: Hey, the mail's here! Show Guides. Salesman: Well, there is one thing. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. Theo dõi. (Scuba diver picks up crown) Hey, it's lighter than I thought. It centers around the dawning of the titular infection, and the characters' struggles to survive as the mass hysteria and disease spreads. comment. I know its a long way away but i need to practice a lot with it. SpongeBob and Patrick: [singing as they run off] Fancy livin', here we come! “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesmen. Cooking is my passion. Mary: Mom! The mailman arrives opens the mailbox, and SpongeBob suddenly pops out] I was born with glass bones and paper skin. [Cut to the customer, who apparently is in a cast covering his entire body] Creation and conception. But luckily, I'm able to keep myself alive by selling chocolate bars. [A violin begins] Customer: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. This thread is archived. Purple Fish: [freaks out] Back up, Jack! SpongeBob: Yet they sell millions of bags a day. SpongeBob: Good afternoon, sir, could we interest you in some [holds up chocolate bar] chocolate? SpongeBob: Let's see...Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary... (throws the mail behind him that isn't his) Hey, a magazine. [Cuts to Tom laughing manically] 11. We've gotta stretch the truth! (SpongeBob and Patrick carry him inside) Careful. Patrick: [removes pictures from his face] Huh? Patrick: Hee hee, it tickles! Check out other cool remixes by Genuine Giant and Tynker's community. SpongeBob: One chocolate bar coming up! Now that I've got you right where I want you... (calms down) I'd like to buy all your chocolate. Let's get naked! Mary: [looks at SpongeBob and Patrick angrily] I hate you. SpongeBob SquarePants is an icon of our generation and notably known as the zany yellow sponge who lives in Bikini Bottom. These iconic monologues need to be treasured since these really embody the power of cinema. Con man: [pulls bag away] But, I'm wasting my time. Patrick, meanwhile, had moved back towards the center of the fish bowl, kneeling down and picking up one of the rainbow pebbles that lined its floor. Cut back to the three, SpongeBob and Patrick melt] Customer: What can I do for you boys? SpongeBob: Careful, put him down gently. Customer: I was born with glass bones and paper skin. No please have mercy! Mine is "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Let me get this customer warmed up, and then you come in for the kill! Mary: Chocolates! It's for--. Patrick: Uh... [sweats] More time for thinking. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick with two big red bags at another house. Customer: [on the last step] Ow... We have many many more available to StageMilk Members in our coaching program. SpongeBob: Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. Patrick: [looks at SpongeBob confused] Did you say something? glass bones 7186 GIFs. Tom: Chocolate! Is it a random quote someone has put or what? (Patrick drops him. SpongeBob: I... got it! Jul 30, 2016 - I was born with glass bones and paper skin. [Cut to SpongeBob] "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. [The mailman drops his mail, screams in terror and runs away] Jul 30, 2016 - I was born with glass bones and paper skin. SpongeBob: We're selling chocolate. I don't think I ever thought people literally had glass bones, but I thought that's what it was called when you had really brittle bones that broke a lot. Anime: My hero academia season 3 episode 8Twitter: https://twitter.com/AdventWatchogFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/AdvenWatchog/ [Patrick somehow moves up to the customer with his eyes going in and out back and forth] SpongeBob: It'll make your hair grow. But it looks to me you fellas have got a lot of bags there. Patrick: It'll keep your face from getting any uglier! Please don't hurt me. SpongeBob SquarePants is an American animated television series. Tom: CHOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!! [Cut to the customer holding money] SpongeBob and Patrick are walking away with armfuls of bags] Report Save. Đang phát tiếp theo. Mary's Mother: You just can't wait for me to die, can you? [Customer opens door] [Cut to SpongeBob thinking. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. (knocks on the door), SpongeBob: Good afternoon, sir, we're selling chocolate bars. (her mom, who is a worm-like shaped person, comes up in a wheelchair). I remember when they first invented chocolate. La la la la, la! Cut to the outside, Mary pays SpongeBob a dollar] Salesman: (chuckles) A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. (sad violin music plays) I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Patrick uses two of his rumors to ring the door bell). Blue Fish with purple stripes: How am I doing? SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, this is it! Fred: Great! Mary's Mother: What? [dresses as a king]You'll rule the WORLD! I thought these were real medical conditions when I was a kid. Chocolate! Tom opens the door) Good afternoon, sir. [Cut to the inside of the customer's house] [Patrick runs to the door] There must be something. Warning: This post contains spoilers for Unbreakable, Split and Glass. Mary's Mother: I can't hear you! SpongeBob: Quick, Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be? Patrick: He said we were mediocre... We'll become traveling chocolate bar salesmen! There must be something. But it looks to me like you fellas have got a lot of bags there. ; The late “SpongeBob SquarePants” creator Stephen Hillenburg made a classic cartoon with an indestructible faith in the transformative power of imagination. save hide report. Patrick: I can't understand anything. [walks inside] You don't need these bags. (unzips the bag but another orange bag comes out. [Patrick freezes in place] Let me try. Showing posts with label spongebob paper skin glass bones. I'll take one. [SpongeBob looks at the magazine] We got to become entrepreneurs! In this episode, SpongeBob breaks his precious alarm clock by accident, and nothing else is loud enough to wake him up on time. SpongeBob & Patrick: We need them, we need them! Patrick: (chuckles) This'll be the best lie yet! Do not point me to an audition book / monologue site. "Party Pooper Pants" Patrick: Huh? SpongeBob: [happily] That's it, Patrick! SpongeBob: Wow... what is it? SpongeBob: Poor, poor man. Isn't that right, blubber boy? SpongeBob sits in the mailbox waiting for the mail. SpongeBob: That's it! Johny. Con man: No, no no no, wrong. SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, how do the people in that magazine get all that money? Salesman: Really? A tear rolls down his cheek ) At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. Patrick is eating a chocolate bar] [Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick] Squidward: But it's my only night to be fancy! Skilled animators have brought cartoon characters and inanimate objects to life throughout the years. SpongeBob: Why don't we try being nice? SpongeBob: I can't understand what we're doing wrong. SpongeBob SquarePants is an icon of our generation and notably known as the zany yellow sponge who lives in Bikini Bottom. „. Woman: Oh, what can I do for you two nice young men? Specific details are subject to change. SpongeBob: Let's admit it, Patrick. It bounced off uselessly. At night I lay in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. Airdate: Patrick: The kill. Patrick: We got him now! SpongeBob: We're not doing so well, Patrick. #glass bones #paper skin. SpongeBob: You poor, poor man. Sort by. Squidward: [walking in from the left] Good evening, sir. With or without nuts? You boys don't need these bags. (walks off to his house). (closes the door). I remember when they first invented chocolate. Check out these speeches from movies of all time. The mailman comes and SpongeBob comes out of the mailbox to say hello to him, only for the mailman to get scared and run away. And when he … And when he had some interplanetary legal advice. Duyệt thêm video. I always hated it! Small world. 'I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Con man: Yes? (holds up an orange bag). RE: I really need a funny monologue from like a tv show or movie? Just follow my lead. Please don't hurt us! 3 11. Patrick: Hey, the mail's here. Buy 'spongebob i was born with glass bones and paper skin' by aanarchy as a Essential T-Shirt. This is the Richard II monologue with the line, 'And tell sad stories of the death of Kings'. Other people do it, I mean look at that! Favorite Answer. You boys want to be good salesmen, right? Cut to the customer looking out his window as SpongeBob and Patrick walk by] It is crazy affordable and it is much more than just a monologue resource. save. [Cut to the sign] (runs off). As you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high. Let me get this customer warmed up, then you come in for the kill. Shattering glass is heard offscreen). Salesman: So long boys! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort! She gives SpongeBob some money as he gives her a chocolate bar) Come on, you lazy Mary! Patrick: Yeah, he did. G-Go away! This awesome Minecraft mob … (both look inside the magazine). I cannot find that monologue anywhere, i kneed it by the 1st of February. Oct 5, 2019 - Grandpa Joe when his family needs help "I was born with glass bones and paper skin." "Broken Alarm" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from Season 12. At night, I lie … Con man: Chocolate bars, eh? Mary: Mom! The best GIFs are on GIPHY. [Sadie goes back inside, and then SpongeBob pulls out a chocolate bar] The guy with glass bones and paper skin from Spongebob is Mr. Glass from Unbreakable. Patrick: You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever. 3 năm trước | 63 lượt xem. Tom chases them while madly screaming "Chocolate!". Server: Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party. SpongeBob: That's it, Patrick. Waiter: Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party. They sell things to people. June 1, 2002See more... September 16, 2003 May 13, 2014 I'm going back to buy more bags! Masks. I got a feeling that we're too easily distracted. (scene cuts to another house), Hillbilly: I'll take 20! This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool. Did you say... chocolate? I got it! [Far cut] moonyseaspire. [Cut to SpongeBob, Patrick, Mary, and Mary's mother; Mary is seen holding a glass] Squidward: Give me that! You just can't wait for me to die, can you? EVERY MORNING rea y u SI n g [BREAK MV LEGS AND EVERY AFTERNOON I BREAK MVARMS. (guy walks out in a body cast) What's wrong with you guys? [Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick] 2:53. What’s all that yelling? [Patrick is shown holding many chocolate bars in his pants] Patrick: But what are we going to spend it on? [Patrick's belly is bubbling] Mary: Yes? [A picture of a rich person's swimming pool is shown] Customer: At night, [As SpongeBob looks up sadly, a tear runs down his face] I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. Squidward: How should I know? Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. SpongeBob: (pops up from pile of money) Not yet, Pally! SpongeBob: That's a great idea, Patrick! "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V" (The pirates cheer and people cheer as the back to movie to show SpongeBob and Patrick) Let's get that crown. (SpongeBob unzips his red bag). SpongeBob: Um, [clears throat] H-H-How you doin'? Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. Squidward: They're entrepreneurs. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms.” Check out these speeches from movies of all time. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Chocolate with Nuts" from Season 3, which aired on June 1, 2002. Blue Fish with purple stripes: You can keep that for five bucks. Stephen Hillenburg originally conceived early versions of the SpongeBob SquarePants characters in 1984, while he was teaching and studying marine biology at what is now the Orange County Marine Institute in Dana Point, California. [walks off] Now keep your paws off my mail. (leans in close to Squidward with a fancy grin) (scenes proceeds to show SpongeBob, Patrick, Mary, and Mary's mother sitting at a table). Bubbles come up and cut to the next scene. Patrick: (points to a rich man with glasses) This guy's got shoes! SpongeBob: Huh? [Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick] Spongebob Monologues. Mary's Mother: Chocolate. This page has been accessed 28,807 times. [Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick] SpongeBob knocks). SpongeBob: We'll work as a team. SpongeBob: Thank you for your patronage. Patrick: Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many. level 1. SpongeBob: [raises his fist] Let's make a pact right now that we will stay focused on selling at the next house. Door opens), Fish: Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat. Mary's Mother: Live forever, you say? Patrick: It'll keep your face from getting any uglier. (Patrick is looking at the photo of the fish). (scene cuts to SpongeBob & Patrick at another house), Fred: Great, my wife's trying to grow a beard. I'll take one. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. [gestures his head over to a massive stack of chocolate bar boxes. [Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick, Patrick has a sad face this time] [A con man opens the door] Good morning, sir! [Cut to SpongeBob] [Patrick comes from the top left] Your secrets and dreams written in ink, or drawn in pencil, and hidden behind your favorite art. share. (closes door). Patrick: [points at the man's feet] This guy's got shoes! (Patrick puts his box on top of SpongeBob's then sits on it). That's no way to carry your merchandise! What was the reason we bought those bags? (scene shows Patrick with a bunch of chocolate bars stuffed in his pants) No, no, no, wrong. [Pause] share. It does my heart good... (unzips his cast showing that he is the salesman from before) ...to con a couple of class-A suckeroonies like those two! The man from before answers). Tom: Chocolate? (Patrick knocks on the door and it opens), Patrick: (with a weird look on his face) I love you. Patrick: [simultaneously with SpongeBob] No! (daughter smacks her forehead. We gotta become entrepreneurs! Patrick: Hooray for lying! Mary: (to SpongeBob) I hate you! But, I'm wasting my time. [The customer slams the door on Patrick's eyes; Patrick is heard saying "Oof!" [places the box on SpongeBob's box and sits on it, making a small squeaking sound] A monologue from Behind Cut Glass by Rosary O’Neill (Male, Dramatic/Serio-Comedic, Teens) This is a Southern comedy about mature love found later in life, and the trouble and insight that such discoveries can bring. I don't remember subscribing to 'Fancy Living Digest'. Previous It's for... Customer: Ah, some guys have all the luck. ... 1Pcs Color Spongebob Glass Tobacco Pipe Coloured bones Glass Pipes Filter，random. (Patrick holds up some money), Patrick: I'll take 10! New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. SpongeBob: Quick, Patrick, let's help him! Cut to the street] SpongeBob: We're selling chocolate bars. I thought these were real medical conditions when I was a kid. Notebooks on Redbubble are so very versatile and lucky for you they're available in a ruled or graph 90gsm paper. Nickelodeon Submitted by lydiar4757757e8. SpongeBob: That's it, Patrick! Did you say, Chocolate?! It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort. Oh, who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant? Mary's Mother: Chocolate? https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Chocolate_with_Nuts/transcript?oldid=3440915. Woman: That sounds heavenly. Blue Fish with purple stripes: Please. Ready? SpongeBob: Good afternoon, sir, we're selling chocolate bars. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 3, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Chocolate_With_Nuts&oldid=170496. With or without nuts? Patrick: Yes, sir. [Patrick walks up] SpongeBob: Let's see... [looks through the mail] Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, hey! Patrick: Make way for a couple of entrepreneurs (Pronounces it: auntre-penooers)! SpongeBob: No, wait Patrick! SpongeBob: Let's try next door! SpongeBob: Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living. [Cut to SpongeBob with a sad look on his face walking, a sad song plays] [SpongeBob and Patrick slowly back away, and then run off. A magazine! SpongeBob: [nervously] Um, we've got some head trauma and internal bleeding. Patrick: Are we living the fancy life yet, SpongeBob? Anonymous said: That glass bones quote is from spongebob squarepants Answer: Thank you for letting people know! Could we interest you in some chocolate? [The customer holds up a picture of an obese self at age 13] Squidward: How should I know? Yehohuvuwo. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants film, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, which aired on November 19, 2004. I’ll take one. Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Chocolate_with_Nuts/transcript?oldid=3440915". SpongeBob: They are most certainly not delicious. [SpongeBob is sitting inside of his mailbox, happily humming. Would you like to buy a chocolate bar? Chocolate!! Customer: Such nice boys, [far cut to the customer] it does my heart good to con a couple of Class A suckeroonies like those two! Login. SpongeBob: They'll make you fly! SpongeBob: They'll make you sound smart. SpongeBob and Patrick: We need 'em! This is our real first step. N/A (falls backward and the box he was carrying falls on his face) Let's face it Patrick, we're failures. Table for one, please. (the man grins. Nickelodeon Submitted by lydiar4757757e8. Mary's Mother: They're selling chocolate? Patrick: Oh, ok. (scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick walking up to a house), SpongeBob: Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer. 10.5 inch (265mm) Red and Pink Glass Angler Fish Tobacco Smoking Water Pipe. [SpongeBob uses the doorbell, Mary answers] At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. The scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick sitting in a diner] We're not doing so well, Patrick. [SpongeBob winks at Patrick, Patrick then chuckles] [Scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick walking up to a customer's door] Next (He and Sponge rush over to the crown and get ready to pick it up) SpongeBob: On three, Patrick. [Cut to Fred] (SpongeBob rings the doorbell as an elderly lady answers it). Mary's Mom: Chocolate? (points to a giant billboard), Patrick: (reads the sign) 'Eat Barnacle Chips: They’re Delicious'. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. 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